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TREAT YO SELF this Galentine's Day


What better way to celebrate the wondrous gal that you are than to 

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(This does not include pre-orders of STRIPTASTIC! but she's coming for you soon, babes.)

And here's some jokes from the latest edition Venus Fly Trap's free comedy at The Village Lantern: