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CAT STEVENS WAS A CAPTAIN SAVE-A-HO

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Cat Stevens was a rock and roll star of the sixties who converted to Islam in the 70's. He wrote some songs that sound like lullabies that you wish your dad would sing.

I'm about to ruin everything you feel about this guy because we're about to unpack the reality that Mr. Stevens was a full-fledged Captain Save-a-ho.

What's a Captain Save-a-ho, you ask?

And now, with the help of his infamous song, "Wild World," we shall explore what it truly means to want to keep a girl safe from the big bad world of fragile masculinity. 

Now that I've lost everything to you

READ: I’ve maxed my daily withdrawal limit from the ATM.

You say you wanna start something new

READ: you’re still working.

And it's breakin' my heart you're leavin'

READ: it’s hard for me to accept this

Baby, I'm grievin'

READ: Dreading the blue balls that are a-brewing

But if you wanna leave, take good care

I hope you have a lot of nice things to wear

READ: No one’s gonna take you shopping like I do.

But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there

READ: I hope you don’t get raped

Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world

It's hard to get by just upon a smile

READ: I know you get by just fine with your smile and that intimidates me; I want to stifle it. Please be with me, shackled to the country club and my suburban castle.

Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world

I'll always remember you like a child, girl

READ: I’m a pedophile

You know I've seen a lot of what the world can do

READ: I’ve done bad things to women myself.

And it's breakin' my heart in two

Because I never wanna see you a sad girl

READ: You are only safe from predatory men if you relinquish your autonomy to one predatory man who will be your protector.

Don't be a bad girl

Read: But please, do. But only for me.

But if you wanna leave, take good care

I hope you make a lot of nice friends out there

Read: I hope other people are as kind and benevolent as I, and that they will protect you from all the rapists.

But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware

Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world

It's hard to get by just upon a smile

READ: Please don’t leave me. Your smile is the only light in my life.

Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world

I'll always remember you like a child, girl

Baby, I love you

But if you wanna leave, take good care

I hope you make a lot of nice friends out there

But just remember there's a lot of bad and beware

Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world

It's hard to get by just upon a smile

Oh, baby, baby, it's a wild world

I'll always remember you like a child, girl